May 2013
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
foxnewsofficial:
i live for animals doing people things
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
girlgrowingsmall:
stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:
Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
masturbatertots:
the smallest mother in England is the minimum
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
someone flirt with me
this was a bad idea
caraknightley:
who the fcuk invented chemistry like unless im gonna be a chemical engineer whats the fucking point of making me suicidal for an entire year
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
ehhhr:
has anyone tried typing with their boner
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
sharonosbourne:
saddeer:
my printer can suck a dick
what kind of printer do you have
bonesfeelcold:
dinosaurs64:
kardashitans:
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
the-fandoms-are-cool:
trillow:
“i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory
are you Rose Tyler
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
princeowl:
princeowl:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
