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I'm six and a half feet tall and I like acting and cameras and the world and I talk too much. Also that Shakespeare post is like two years old and it was a joke to begin with so you're really just late to the party if you want to send me hate about it now

Posted on 28th Aug at 12:52 AM, with 1 note

im making itumes playlisrs ant its olmost 1 am what the fuck

Posted on 27th Aug at 11:33 PM, with 36,122 notes


if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

Posted on 27th Aug at 11:32 PM, with 390,355 notes


It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

Posted on 27th Aug at 11:30 PM, with 834 notes

I guarantee you that every person of color in this country has faced an indignity from the ridiculous, to the grotesque, to the sometimes fatal, at some point - in the last couple hours - because of their skin color.

Race is there and it is a constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.


Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8/26/14 (via klarizewatchesmovies)

Pro-everything he said is completely true.

Con-black ppl have been saying this forever, but when a white guy says it-it becomes a story.

(via tigerwithagoldchain)

Posted on 27th Aug at 11:25 PM, with 105,990 notes


this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

Tagged: #YOOOOOOO,
Posted on 27th Aug at 9:38 PM, with 282,498 notes


you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:38 PM, with 261,689 notes





there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

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